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The Young Good-Bye"You look a little young to be a detective."
"You look a little fat to be a weight loss coach."
"I'm not a weight loss coach."
"Of course you're not! I never said you were."
"All I meant was that when I think of a Private Detective, I think of a hard drinking man in his forties or fifties."
"Well, I can assure you that he doesn't think of you! Why, I'm almost positive it was you that drove him to drink."
"He isn't a real person! It's just the image I get."
"He isn't real? Madam, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. It would seem that you've hired me to find a figment of your imagination, for which I usually charge double."
"No, no no! That isn't the case!"
"Oh, That isn't the case! THAT isn't the CASE! That isn't the case? Well... What is the case?"
"I want you t..."
"Madam I must tell you that I never get involved with my clients, especially if they're weight loss coaches."
"I am NOT a weight loss coach."
"I never said you were. Please Madam, what is the case?"
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